Well hello

So, today I leave the staff room to go upstairs and clean the English classroom (my classroom) with my 2nd year students.

At the bottom of the stairs though is one of my 3rd year students, let's call him "Wings". He HATES English, is the biggest distraction student ever and his favorite thing these days is saying increasingly inappropriate things to me in the hallways.

As soon as he sees me he gasps and runs a little ways away. I continue on, trying to ignore him while saying hello to his friends. Then Wings started singing (?) porno music as I pass. I stopped and shook my head, tried to reason with him, but the attention just egged him on and the music was now mixed with a high pitched "woman" voice making the sounds of being pleasured. I turned to his friend Atsushi and asked, "Is he your friend?" and the kid just laughed and shook his head. Wings knows essentially no English aside from being able to say his own name, but managed to mix in "Big! Ooooo big big!" with the porno sounds. These are the sounds that followed me as I walked upstairs.

This is my life.
I am a 2nd year ALT.